I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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