In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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