Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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