2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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