we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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