FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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