He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
