at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Randomize
