Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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