Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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