If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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