I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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