maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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