i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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