My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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