.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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