So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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