Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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