you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
