the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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