Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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