i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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