I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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