great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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