He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize