did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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