i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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