your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
