i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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