Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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