If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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