So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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