eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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