So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
