Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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