worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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