i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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