Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
two words...techno handjob
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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