Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just high enough for therapy.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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