That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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