I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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