i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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