oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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