i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
