Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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