But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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