The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i jhust puked up my retainher.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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