I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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