her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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