Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We have started to decorate penises.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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