yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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