its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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