Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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