so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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