i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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