where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
