So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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